St. Patty’s Day Squid O’Graham

Squidograms are back! A fresh stock of trained courier squids has just come in from off the coast of beautiful Ireland, and are ready for sale!

Like their V-Day cousins, these special St. Patty’s Day 2008 edition Squid O’Grahams will deliver a message to the unsuspecting target… err, recipient. But these hearty cephalopods also lend their own unique style of St. Patrick’s Day cheer — and gifts!

On top of your personalized message, Squid O’Graham will give the recipient a wearable Green Derby Hat and mug of Green Irish Squid Beer (you’ll never guess what’s in it ), just like the ones shown above (but bigger, for avatars to wear)! Both are top-notch quality sculpty items, crafted exclusively for the St. Patty’s Day 2008 edition Squid O’Graham!

The St. Patty’s Day 2008 edition Squid O’Grahams cost just L$75 per shot, and are on sale now at Cuddlefish Junction. But hurry, they’ll be taken off the shelves on March 20 and shipped back to Ireland for mating season!

Valentine’s Day Kissing Squidogram

Flowers? Boring. Jewelry? Too much bling. Chocolate? Yummy, but cliché.

This Valentine’s Day, give your special someone a gift they’ll never be able to forget!

The Cuddlefish Junction Kissing Squidogram is a little bit like a candygram… except instead of a box of candy, the recipient gets a squid attached to their face! The Kissing Squidogram comes with a trained (and rather amorous) squid in a lovely decorative bucket; the squid will pop out, deliver a personalized message to your sweetie, then give them a big kiss on the lips!

And you know nothing says I love you and I can’t keep my tentacles off you quite like a kissing squid!

Each Squidogram is just L$50, but you’d better hurry — after February 14, this special edition Kissing Squidogram with V-Day colors is being taken off the shelves and shipped to my secret underwater lair to join my Cephalopod World Domination Force.

…Oops, did I type that out loud?